Monday, June 9, 2008

if you spot terrorism, blow your anti terrorism whistle. if you are vin diesel, yell really loud.

i'm trying to get a tourist visa for UK. i want to go to london for one week and it's a lot of work. here's a part of the online application form:


In times of either peace or war have you‚ ever been involved in‚ or suspected of involvement in‚ war crimes‚ crimes against humanity or genocide? Required Field
Yes No





Have you ever been involved in‚ supported‚ or encouraged terrorist activities in any country? Have you‚ ever been a member of‚ or given support to an organisation that has been concerned in terrorism? Required Field
Yes No




Have you ever‚ by any means or medium‚ expressed views that justify or glorify terrorist violence or that may encourage others to terrorist acts or other serious criminal acts? Required Field
Yes No




Have you engaged in any other activities that might indicate that you may not be considered a good person? Required Field
Yes No




this is insane!!! feels like they are questioning hitler or something. especially the last question just blows my mind. who is to say that i may or may not be considered a good person? what the hell does that mean anyway? and who says "yes" to that? i hate it that turkey is so discriminated against and they treat us like terrorists. oh and they will also get my fingerprints. yay!

this whole thing reminds me of this. you've probably seen it.

whenever i go grossary shopping, i think about the 4 floors i have to go up. we don't have an elevator. it sucks to carry all those bags. then again it's exercise. but i don't like exercise.

2 comments:

fwengebola said...

Don't laugh. Those questionnaires catch out a lot of honest terrorists.

i am not your freud said...

i'm not laughing! it makes me sad.