Monday, January 5, 2009

some random stuff about me

  • i'm scared that i'm gonna throw my computer out of the window one of these days for shutting down by itself while i'm watching something.

  • i draw faces on my carton of milk so that i know which one's mine.

  • my favorite comedians are (in no particular order) cem yılmaz, cenk & erdem, demetri martin, flight of the conchords, şahan, the whitest kids u know, hamish blake, eddie izzard, george carlin

  • i think dane cook (a comedian) is definitely stealing jokes from others and that's just wrong. i find it odd when he does these fake laughs while telling jokes and that many girls from the audience scream and woo every time he says something, also when it's not a joke or something to woo for.

  • speaking of odd, i don't understand why my ex is constantly trying to keep in touch with me and be friends and stuff, when i told him 83930372 times that i don't want that. he tries again every few months. i don't wanna get back together and i know for sure that he doesn't either. he is somehow obsessed with the staying-in-touch thing.

  • i can literally sleep all day long if i don't have anything better to do.

  • 90% of the time, i have something purple on me and 10% of the time something red. i don't think there is a time when i don't have any of these colors somewhere on my outfit.

  • i think self confidence is very sexy as long as you're not stupid.

  • whenever i joke about something with cornflake girl, it comes true. we tried to joke about becoming rich or finding "the one", but universe doesn't buy it when you do it on purpose.

  • i am a freak magnet. maybe they somehow feel that i'm going to be the to-go person in the future, when it comes craziness.

  • i refuse to deal with annoying people unless i'm payed for it.

  • i'm not allergic to anything.

  • i was scared of green plants when i was little and my brother loved making me believe that they were going to eat me by showing me the water drops on the leaves and saying "see? its mouth is watering".

  • i drink a lot of tea. a lot.

  • if a guy speaks english as his mother tongue, he is more attractive to me. i don't know why. all i know is that i definitely wasn't french in any of my past lives.

  • people tend to think i can speak french for some reason.

  • i don't like cooking.


suninherhead said...

-which ex?
-that english thing as a mother language, totally works for me too. what the hell is wrong with us? it's really lame.
-you also don't like grocery shopping.
- +1 for the self confidence thing too.

-which ex?

- i used to eat ants when i was a child and my father didn't stop me for that i could take some protein.which is more monstrous now?

-i am the denyo magnet.

esen kalın.

i am not your freud said...

-the austrian ex, who is the most recent ex.

-i don't think it's lame. some people like artsy guys, some people like bad boys, we like english speaking guys. except for gizem's ex bf, now he was lame.

-yeah but i didn't feel the necessity to metion it again

-uh huh

-see above

-hahaha damn your dad is a doctor, isn't he?!? "rüya, if you don't finish your ant, you won't get any dessert!"

-aren't we all?

Cornflake Girl said...

obi can'ın hain kardeş kandırmaca senaryosu karşısında şoktayım :)

holly golightly said...

you were scared of green plants?.. hmmmm...

Unintended said...

i like bad boys and english speaking guys..
and i'm a freak magnet too, so nice to meet you..

i am not your freud said...

cornflake girl - obican beni çok fena keklerdi küçükken :)

holly - yes. what would freud say?

unintended - join the club :)

fwengebola said...

I had to look up Dane Cook on YouTube. What a twot.

(He threatens me.)

i am not your freud said...

yeeeah he is funny on occasion. don't be threatened by some guy who lives far far away.

Huw said...

I had to look him up too. He seems to be from the Shouting School of wit.

i am not your freud said...

yeah he has one or two jokes which are funny and original. apart from that, i think many people confuse funny with agressive and loud. check this out:

a comedian is making fun of him. i think it's brilliant. yes, i know too much time in my hands...

Huw said...

Jeselnik captures well the attitude over wit I dislike in a number of comedians. You appear to be something of a standup scholar.